Bonjour, Whitney...

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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tevlek:

Bette Midler, baby!

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orange-knickers:

Can’t stop won’t stop

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brooklynboobala:

**THE SIZING**

EACH DRESS IS SIZE 3/4X OR 26/28 BUT UNFORTUNATELY THEY RUN QUITE SMALL. I ESTIMATE THEY WOULD BEST FIT A SMALLER 3X OR A LARGE 2X.

**THE QUALITY**

ALL OF THESE DRESSES ARE WELL MADE AND ADORABLE, BUT JUST DID NOT COME CLOSE TO FITTING MY FRAME (BROAD SHOULDERED, BIG BELLIED, TALL!). THEY ARE ALSO STILL IN THEIR PLASTIC BAGS DIRECT FROM THE ONLINE SHOP. I HAVEN’T WORN THEM NOR HAS MY CAT SLEPT ON THEM. :)

**THE LINKS**

In order of appearance:

The Roadside Attraction dress from ModCloth! 

Blue Swallow dress from New Look!

Blue Butterfly skater dress from New Look! 

Printed Smock dress from ASOS!

Palm Print T-Shirt dress with pockets!!

On The Open Seas, a blue sailing dress from ModCloth!


**THE RULES**

1. You don’t have to follow me, it’s ok. I’ll understand. (weepy voice)
2. Likes don’t count. Only reblogs. Doing it more than once won’t help you. Don’t spam your friends, kids! I’ll be removing duplicates with my Excel savviness. 
3. On 3:00pm EST on October 1st, 2014 the clouds shall part and I will announce a random winner.
4. Winner will be chosen like a number in a hat, totally at random. So bribes won’t help you! 
5. I dunno what the other rule is… something important!

**MY REQUEST**

My request about entrants in this giveaway: if you can easily afford these dresses on a regular basis, please don’t enter by reblogging this post. I don’t mean that in a nasty way either. I want these to go to someone who just cannot afford new clothes and a lot of these are appropriate dresses for work or events that someone otherwise can’t purchase. 

I just want to hook up a fattie out there who needs some universal love in the form of fatshion. 

If I forgot anything, you can message me, but uhhhhh, I may have forgotten stuff.

OH RIGHT

Like, I’ll ship anywhere. That’s no problem. 

AANNNNND, WHAT ELSE… 

Questions about sizing? Ummm… I’ll try to answer them. They’re all small fitting for a 26/28 person like me. I’d say these are all made more for 22/24s. Whatever that conversion is in the UK or anywhere else, I really couldn’t tell you!! :(

Good luck, y’all!!!! <3

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

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arcaneimages:

1950’s lipstick vending machine

arcaneimages:

1950’s lipstick vending machine

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Zoë Kravitz’s Emoji Bikini

captain—cabinets:

socialmediastyle:

Lily Allen instagrammed THIS video of Zoë Kravitz.

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Zoë is wearing the O-Mighty Emoji Bikini.  Buy it HERE for $78.40.

bonjourwhitney

I want a dress in this print 👧❤️😍

Starbucks for dessert. Pumpkin Spice frappuccino with whipped cream blended in. Mmm

Starbucks for dessert. Pumpkin Spice frappuccino with whipped cream blended in. Mmm

nickmaniwa:

ironcladfolly:

Hello Followers, new and old! My art has seen a sudden surge in popularity, no doubt thanks to the wonderful ragnabrock putting me over, and I’m afraid I’ve got some good news! 

Casting Disney Princesses as classic WWE Superstars, the first five illustrations in my Princesses of Wrestling series are now available as prints, and I’ll be selling them this weekend at the Edmonton Comic & Entertainment Expo. Come find me at Booth I-18 as part of Kendrick & Kendrick Art and Fine Wares!

If you won’t be at the Expo and/or you don’t live anywhere near it, send me an Ask or email me at contact@mikekendrick.ca if you’d like to purchase any of them!

Amazing.

HOLY SHIT these are relevant to all of my interests.

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neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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